I'll be glad when my dad gets back. Tunneling under the covers and snorting on *his* side of the bed is fun, but I like it better when he lets me stand on him and lick his head. Mom doesn't let me lick her head, and anyway, she has *fur* on hers!
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So now I'm confused, 'cause Mom just put her running shoes on, and I get excited because SOMETIMES when she puts those on, we go for a walk. I thought I'd overreact and look really excited just in case that's what we were gonna do, but nope...she says she's going to the GYM. Guess I'll sulk for a while.